Pardon me for setting out on this distasteful venture :) but since I have no regard for tastes, especially those confined to moral and non – abusive posts….I thought that I would expound upon the shalom of all cuss and curse words : fuck…..
No censoring….its that simple and that funny…..
Fuck is the only cuss word which can be added in front of a majority of commonly used pronouns…. Just imagine the dizzying and varying possibilities
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck him, fuck his ***** etc ..etc …etc …the possibilities are endless….
Al Pacino and Robert De Niro come together in Righteous Kill and serve up a volley of fucks…. I watched the movie yesterday and approximated that there were almost 10 fucks a minute :)…The manner in which they say it is quite humorous actually…..
“I will put two fuckin bullets through his fuckin head myself“ says Pacino and with some style…but the best one comes from Robert De Niro “He fuckin..believes that fuck…Why in the fuckin hell does he fuckin believe the fuck who fucked up ?? “ Over usage of the word you might say :) But when De Niro says it ….it stays said…
“Fuck” allows you to happily vent your frustration. Whether you stub your toe or almost get run over by a car or let the bar of soap slip from your hand and land on the bathroom floor…a single “fuck” glorifies the moment and defines your innermost feelings comprehensively….
If you are spoiling for a fight, just go up and give the person a shove in the chest…please remember to add the following sentence “Who the fuck do you think you fuckin are ??” …The next few minutes will see you either emerge like Hollyfield or give you some tender body parts along with huge bruises….
Are you surprised?? You might as well say “FUCK !!!! “ with a tinge of amazement in your voice…..works like a charm :)
Are you pissed off by somebody?? Give him the “Fuck off” :)
Is nothing going right for you ?? It means you are “fucked up “ :)
One of my favorite Hollywood comedians, Billy Crystal came up with a gem in Inside The Actor’s Studio…. He said “If you can fuck him, fuck her, fuck yourself up …then you might as well fuck the goddamn hamburger you are fuckin chewing on “
Enjoy the endless myriad dwellings of the word “fuck” while I leave you with one of my better coined sayings…
“To be fucked up is normal, but to be fucked off is horrible”…………….CIAO